more unfit links

[jiltanith]

Everyone has apparently lost the Chad Qualls trade (well, maybe not, if my theory that Jerry DiPoto was told to shitcan all the guys who wouldn't sign on to the tenets of the Gibson regime is true,) because Matt Gurgen, the PTBNL from the trade, is having good ol' TJ surgery.

Jason Isringhausen seems to think that spring training is an epic

Comments

[sheep_mambo]

If you know Japanese otaku, and what they do with pillows, you know what I mean.

no no no no no no no no no no nooooooo.

[jiltanith]

My work here is done. ::whistles::
(on the other hand, I know there'd be a market for the Roy Halladay version)

[henpecked]

I am so annoyed by the position number notations not being in the box clearly marked "Pos." GAAAAAAAAAH WHY.

Rich Harden!

I don't know what they do with pillows and I refuse to Google.

[jiltanith]

:) Didn't say I agreed with his methods, only that they were readable.

um, life-sized pillows of moe female anime characters for the most part, if that gives you the idea. and I do know enough girls with moe for Roy Halladay ^^;;;

[henpecked]

lololol I meant I didn't want to Google because I didn't really want to know. But now I have the woooooorst mental images. Ugh ;D

[jiltanith]

I WILL TELL YOU THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW

...or woman for that matter. XD

[aurealis]

I didn't know that Izzy was on his third TJ surgery. That sort of puts him in the same category as Erik's. :-( Not a good hattrick.

I won't comment on the pillow thing, but Roy has experience with being sorta salacious in a commercial, going back to his Blue Jays days when he appeared in a shortish bathrobe while tossing trash into a garbage truck. :-P I don't know what that meant, either.

Um, forget about this. Thinking about it again, I realized that the guy in the commercial wasn't Halladay but AJ Burnett.

[jiltanith]

Izzy and Cappy have a lot in common, I see. No, it's not, but at least UCL problems are a lot easier to understand than getting hurt punching the manager's TV. (that 2008 Cardinals season was just a festival of weird)

Is Wikipedia being trolled here? "But a steady progression of serious injuries, including tuberculosis, a broken wrist (sustained while punching a dugout trash can) and three major operations on his pitching arm, derailed his progression into a major-league rotation." I knew about the trash can, but TB?

I am totally in favor of Roy Halladay fanservice!...A.J. Burnett fanservice, not so much. At all.