Wear a Scarf

[jim_in_westwood]

Title: Wear a Scarf
Summary: Jim Moriarty still has some things to take care of before the Great Game...including breaking up with Molly and keeping his minions very very happy.
Rating: R
Word Count: 3500 (complete)
Warnings: Definite slash, men pleasuring men.
Pairings: Jim/ Sebastian, Jim/ Molly (sort of?)
Disclaimer: The characters don’t belong to me

Comments

[jerel]

Just as brilliant as the last one. Jim is...fun. :)

I always win. That’s the best part about being me

Loved this line!

[jim_in_westwood]

Jim is fun! Much too much fun!

Thank you!

[jcrowquill]

Gay! I’m so gay! I nance around! My knickers are fancy and meant to be seen! I’ve dueled cocks with other men!

This line makes me laugh. :D Excellent work in the continuation of Mr. Moriarty.

[jim_in_westwood]

Heh, I laughed while writing it, so I'm glad it had the desired effect. Thanks!

[darthhellokitty]

Oh, god, so many wonderful lines... his devoted (but not excessively bright) sidekick Sebastian... his terribly vicious little dog, Truffle... the oh so exquisite colors of his socks...

I smile to myself, mentally rolling around in the clean sheets of my evil genius.

YOU should be doing this very thing, author, because you deserve it.

[jim_in_westwood]

Would you believe that I actually said that to a friend a few months ago about something I had done? I was thrilled to have a chance to use it here.

Thanks so much!

[lbmisscharlie]

BRB DYING OF SEVERE LAUGHTER OVERDOSE.

It’s almost like Wordsworth, except I use it to jerk off and hatch nefarious plots rather than writing boring poetry and fucking my sister.

Gay! I’m so gay! I nance around! My knickers are fancy and meant to be seen! I’ve dueled cocks with other men! I think I need a "my knickers are fancy and meant to be seen" icon.

I'm pretty sure I told you this on the last one, but it needs repeating: LOVE your Moriarty. He's absolutely creepily fantastically bonkers.

[jim_in_westwood]

Thank you! That's just about the best compliment I've received! To have him seen as creepily bonkers...that's top!

(And I may have to bug a friend to make a knickers icon...)

[gothicdraco]

Seconding the icon idea.

"Jim Moriarty’s Sebastian picks him up and asks if he’s eaten. Sort of like a mum, but with a big dick and a real talent with a whole arsenal of guns."

This would also make an awesome icon.

[grassle]

Fantastic! Is it so wrong that I want to be friends with Jim and Seb?

Anything that mentions Irn-Bru and uses 'nance' as a verb - and a phrasal verb, to boot - is fine with me.

"Jim Moriarty’s Sebastian picks him up and asks if he’s eaten. Sort of like a mum, but with a big dick and a real talent with a whole arsenal of guns."

= wonderful.

[jim_in_westwood]

One should use 'nance' as often as possible. That's another free Jim tip. ;)

Thanks!