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[jim_villa]

today i went to a sketchy building
and jacked off in a cup
if i have fast sperm, i will get to have money for it

today i also found out i passed the real estate test
i can sell houses bitches

and my apartment is awesome

that's all for now hos

Comments

[mg_is_swing]

I'm praying to your un god that your sperm are all sorts of speedy.

[jim_villa]

i almost guarantee you they are
especially if you had a high SAT score