My horoscope

[jimbojones2211]

My horoscope is a lot like the weather man. It only works most of the time. It's right, I'd say, 60% of the time. And although a lot of those are the usually vague horoscopy crap, some of it is pretty close. We'll say strong accurate predictions... 5% of the time. Not bad for telling the future

Comments

[thesicksadtruth]

I posted this on one of your older posts and since Frank the Rabid LJ goat appears to be eating roughly 75% of most peoples replies, I figured I would post it again.

I remember...
That one time we were at this diner up on Sheridan and some creepy weird guy with wet hands was trying to hit on you.
I remember going to Dennis’ apartment and he got all mad at you for wanting to drink his Mountain Dew.
I remember making out with you at my apartment on Clark.
I remember ‘The Mini-Trunk’ incident.
Mostly, I remember you being a genuinely nice person who regularly put up with two crazy people. ;)

[wiktowasichu]

"Mostly, I remember you being a genuinely nice person"

Are you sure you have the right LJ?

[thesicksadtruth]

LOL! I thought so...
Unless you know something I don't...

[jimbojones2211]

You better fuckin be nicky, because I sure as hell never made out with Mike.

[ladysun36]

...4. they were looking at your sisters life and forgot you were a cancer to (teehee)