Somebody hired a shitty marketer

[jimbotr0n]

A t-shirt and chocolate with a crappy logo imprinted on it was waiting for me when I got back to my room today.  The crappy logo has a crappy tagline to go with it:  Transform while Perform!  No, I didn't leave out syllables.  It really is Transform while Perform!  The verbal murder doesn't end there - a poem accompanied the chocolate:

What do you

Comments

[xpatchouli]

Corporate cheerleading makes me want to puke.

Somebody Hired A Shitty Marketer

[headslammer]

This is riduculous. Who would use them? Even the whole rhythmn of the poem is off. What does that say about THEIR performance?

Re: Somebody Hired A Shitty Marketer

[jimbotr0n]

Oh, and the t-shrit was a small too. Roughly 10-year old sized.

The conference is attended by mostly middle aged white dudes, who are clearly not small sized.

?????

[anonymous]

This. Is. Awesome.

Emily very adamantly asked me to ask you for that t-shirt. She wants it.

[jacklattie]

That was me btw.

[jimbotr0n]

Well, unfortunately I didn't keep the shirt. I didn't want to Transform While Perform, so I left it in the room for the housekeeping staff to perform their magic on.