Sam Kinison is screaming in his grave

[jimbotr0n]

Dumbest f(*#ing news story of the day, about Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

Headline: Phelps' Goal for Beijing

Gee, I wonder what it is? 4th place? Maybe a consolation egg roll?

If you have to read that article to find out his goal, you probably can't read.

Comments

[gingersnapp]

I thought his goal was going to be complete and utter failure. But then I read the article and saw that I was quite mistaken. It's a good thing there's news people out there writing these important stories for people like me.