we'd all love to see the plan

[jimi_who]

Any girl put out if he whipped this out

*that was a team america world police condom**

Squanto tells everyone he meets, "I'm going on the great ship across the sea."  -  "I wish you would not go," his mother says. "It is just for a little while," says Squanto. "I will come back."  -  But before Squanto can return, many, many years go by--years full

Comments

[superpsycho]

you should add to that list with stuff about:

-People asking how much a test is out of when the test says it or even at all

-Teachers give ambiguous questions on tests

-Students asking for their average all the time

-Students and teachers too dumb to live...

[lanzified]

We're amazing. Where would the world be without us?

Keithy, you're on a total roll today. <3

[jimi_who]

Thanks for the suggestions. A little too sadistic for my tastes, but helpful. I took off the list, though.

No comments on Squanto? I'm disappointed. I'm obsessed with Squanto, and I thought an excerpt from my favorite book would spark at least SOME conversation.