I think MBL died. Pity; it worked so well in my head...

Bleh.

Someone give me something worth writing about.

You and the captain make it happen.

But only if you close your eyes.

Frustration.

Remember when chemistry was a subject and not that intangible little something that was missing (or too apparent)?

I still need you, and I still miss you, and now I wonder...

My computer's possessed.

I vote double pay to NBC employees for hours worked between 5 PM and 9 AM.

So, I went to this thing. I don't know what to think. It was somewhat correct, as it guessed I was "Jimmy Fallin". Hmm. Also, 13 people before have been this "Fallin" fellow. I entered my own name separately, but eh. C'est la vie for the mediocre celebrity wannabe. :)

I simply don't understand why people find Tawny Kitaen so attractive.

Halloween is soon, and I need a good costume idea. I'm thinking Benji from Good Charlotte, except I'm too tall. (No offense :) ) I dig the pink hair. Anyone have other suggestions?

Too many Tinas!

Yeah, yeah. Let's all laugh at the idiot boyfriend.

Wait. I'm a comedian...