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I just tripped over my mouse and made it freeze

:(

ps. SPAM sucks

wal-mart has a very unique scent.

I think Ranch Dressing is the only good thing that's ever really come out of America...

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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care ( Read more... )

I'm really bad at updating this thing... so much has been going on recently too. 0_o

oh well.

weekend of insanity! >_<\m/

http://rockineric.datamachine.net/Docs/Groundhog%20Zero.wmv

I opened up a can of nacho cheese. A GALLON of nacho cheese.

0_o

....now my room smells like nachos.