I should wake up at 7am more often. It feels like you have all day to do anything and everything.

A taste of what I've done today by 10am

Made $20 tutoring a UCF soccer player Microeconomics ( Read more... )

what a day what a day

i don't understand women at all

Not a recent song, but very applicable to today:

Come you Masters of War ( Read more... )

JimmyFry: cockface ( Read more... )

And if I smile, please tell me some bad news: Before I laugh and act like a fool.So I've been real busy/lazy lately. I've a lot to do, but I put it off. So I use the excuse of "I have stuff to do" about twice for each thing - once when I should be doing it, and then once when I'm actually studying or what-have-you ( Read more... )

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself)to ask you anything.

What is there to do with no electricity? You hang out at a friend's place that has electricity. Currently, my girlfriend's. Also you do a lot of reading. I've been reading For Whom the Bell Tolls by Hemingway. A good book, but sad. I finished it just a few moments ago. I suppose it's fitting that war stories are sad ( Read more... )

I've been pretty active lately. I've been going to the gym on days that I don't play racquetball or tennis. I feel a bit better than a week or two ago. I'd be interested to see if I've lost any weight. Who knows ( Read more... )

Does anyone want to go see "Ours" play at the Social? It's on the 10th at the Social for $12.

If you're interested or have questions, let me know

I am drunk.

When I am drunk, I tell offensive jokes. They're great. Everyone likes to laugh. So, here's a nice offensive joke routine that I like to tell. The real kicker's in the last joke. This is how it goes:

What do Helen Keller's parents do when they're mad at her? A) Rearrange the Furniture!, or B) They Leave the Plunger in the Toilet ( Read more... )