Charles dickens said it once.

[jimmyfunddave]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. That pretty much describes my new years eve. i had a lot of fun but i missed seeing the ball drop.

Comments

[babbalua]

youre depressed that you missed a figurative ball that almost always never drops at the correct time?

[jimmyfunddave]

im not depressed about that. it's the fact that id rather be watching the figurative ball than puking at midnight

[babbalua]

but you were puking with friends, and grabbing boobies.

[jimmyfunddave]

this is true, so it was still a good night.
if only you were there to give me a margarita or a sex on the beach or a sexton on the beach.