never use the drunken pick up line "do you have any condoms?"

I'm horny, but not that horny...

I'm happy to say I only scared off one boy this weekend. ::wink wink:: Rut row!

I'm tired. Tired of crying. Tired of trying.

I am definitely a lot larger than any of my friends. I'm the chubby one that's ignored while the guys check out everyone else.

I want an alpaca farm.

Rob is cute. I wanna make him my bf, but chances are we'll just keep on being shy.

Okay, so my schedule got changed for work, but some how I missed it and managed to come in 2 and a half hours late. For those of you who don't know I work in the starbucks cafe at metro (it's a really trendy and expensive sorostitute, I mean errr, girl's clothing store). By the time I got to checking my phone (which wasn't even bothering to ring ( Read more... )

I was just looking through an old friend from high school's pictures online. I haven't talked to her since graduation. Actually, with the exception of michelle, I don't talk to any one from high school any more. I barely even talk to the 5 friends I made last summer. I can't help but wonder if there's something wrong with me. Why can't I keep ( Read more... )

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So... I was completely kicked off my ethernet connection on Friday night due to complaints that I have this "Gaobot" worm. Well I did some research, turned my computer off restore, updated symantic, put my computer into safe mode and ran a virus scan. Nothing. Guess Rescom made a boo boo. Of course I don't know because they're on vacation for ( Read more... )

I'm looking at all the fortunes from my cookies that I have saved this year ( Read more... )