administering wedgies to drunk and unsuspecting young girls

[jimojamm]

I was supposed to have a midterm exam today, but it has now become a take home midterm, and class was canceled because my prof's kid is sick. This makes my life 100000x more awesome. Tonight I need to read and clean, woohoo. Tomorrow I will hopefully party with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Saturday, I dunno, probably gonna party at the apt

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[jimojamm]

They have been together since high school. It is crazy though, so many marriages, so many babies. All I can say is YIKES! :)

[crankyguy]

I don't have your number but you should definitely come tomorrow. We're gonna party like its 1999.