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Bullshit ass survey
1. initials: JS
2. name someone with the same birthday as you: Magic Johnson and Danielle SteeLe
3. where was your first kiss?: Aster Program's swingset at PS 56
4. for or against same sex marriages?: doesnt effect me either way, I just dont like watching two dudes wearing short shorts with their tea bags hanging out rollerblading down the street holding hands. That freaks me out
5. are you homophobic?: no
6. are you bisexual?: No
7. do you believe in God?: My God/
8. how many US states have you been to? about 11
9. how many of the US states have you lived in? New York and Kansas
10. have you ever lived outside the US? Right now in England, and I lived in Abu Dubai for a while.
11. name something you like physically about yourself: My legs
12. name something non physical you like about yourself: my sense of humor
13. where do you want to go to college? ahahahah, wherever I can get a degree in applied sciences.
14. what is your dream car?: One that has a toaster oven in the dash and a bad ass French Vanilla Coffee Machine in the winter and a Country Time Lemonade slushy machine in the summer.
15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you? I really want to go to the Alps and to Rome.
16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone?: yes
17. how many concerts have you gone to? Close to 150 id say
18. do you download music? Fuck Yes I do
19. how many illegal things have you done? About a bakers dozen.
20. where would you want to go on a first date? to a bar
21. describe your perfect date: Eating some delicious food getting a good buzz and having some intense quasi- violent sex.
22. has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? No
23. ever been kissed under fireworks? Yeh but its not was "romantic" as you think
24. have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? no but a guy can dream. I dont think I could handle that though. It would be pretty intense.
25. do you like president bush? Oh No. Fuck No,
26. have you ever bungee jumped? Yesh
27. have you ever white- water rafted? YEsh
28. have you ever crashed a car? YEs
29. has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? I thought my friends mom was trying to get it on with me, turns out, she is just really nice.
30. have you met a real redneck? maybe? Most Definitely Yes
31. are you interested in anyone right now? Oh yes
32. what song are you listening to right now?: Trivium: Pull the strings
33. what is your current favorite song? Black 47's Funky Caeli'
34. what was the last movie you watched? Kung Fu Hustle
35. who was the last person you said you loved? Hunny Bunny
36. where was the last place you went besides your house? Jayson the Drummers House for the Jammy Jam
37. have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? OH Yes.
38. have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Bitch shouldnt have been in the pit.
39. have you ever sang in front of a large number of people? All the time.
40. whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes, then ass.
41. what really turns you on? Women, and when Charla rubs my balls.
42. what do you usually order from starbucks? I havent gone into starbucks in a long time, because their coffee tastes like shit.
43. what is your biggest mistake? Thats a tough one. Id say starting this survey
44. have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? No
45. say something totally random about you: perfect penis
46. do you have an i-pod? Trendy ass cock fucks.
47. has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Edward Norton, Nicholas Cage or Sean Penn and I liik Like none of those motherfuckers. My cousin Cormack took a picture of me and mass texted that shit to all his bloke fucking friends and they all said I look like sean penn. Only the british have said that.
48. do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? not really
49. do you have braces? Not anymore, not for a long time
50. are you comfortable with your height? sure whatever
52. do you speak any other languages besides English? ASL
53. have you ever been to a tanning salon? Uhh I loathe tanning with a passion
54. what magazines do you read? Wizard, Revolver and whatever Charla buys
55. do you think these surveys are stupid? some of them are
56. do you have a hidden talent? None whatsoever
57. have you gone farther than kissing? Yes maam
58. have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes
59. has anyone you were really close with past away? My Sister and Gramma
60. do you watch mtv? I prefer MTV2 but Cribs is a great show
61. whats something that really annoys you? Dumbass motherfuckers
62. whats something you really like? Garlic Scallops, Cold beer on a hot day, running, lifting weights, writing, cooking, reading comics, and throwing rocks into a crowd of people.
63. do you like michael Jackson? His old Tunes were tight.
64. can you dance? Sure
65. have you ever surfed? Yes and I suck
66. do you know how to pump gas? whoa, of course
67. do you drive? Yes
68. whats the latest you have ever stayed up? 2 days and a few hours and not under the influence of drugs
69. have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? Yes. A car almost fell on me. Similar things like that happen all the time.
70. were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? No
71. have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? Yes
72. did you do it? Oh yes
73. do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Of course