the napoleon of crime.

[jimwillfixit]

[ Anonymous, Text Post. ]

FULPLQDO FRQVXOWLQJ VHUYLFHV DYDLODEOH
EVEN EMPERORS WILL FALL.

[ ooc: the code above uses a caesar cipher, which is probably known to anyone who has the smallest knowledge of codes.

also all replies are automatically set to private. jim takes good care of his clients, after all~ ]

Comments

[soundsofdrums]

"Criminal consulting"? Are you serious?

[jimwillfixit]

M_BORED.

[soundsofdrums]

Well, that I can't blame you with. But this is the first time I've ever heard of a job title like that.

[jimwillfixit]

M_ONLY ONE IN MY WORLD, I INVENTED THE JOB.

M_LOOKS LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MOST WORLDS, TOO.

[feel_nevermore]

If you're to use such a simple code, there's hardly no point encrypting your message in the first place.

[jimwillfixit]

M_DON'T OVERESTIMATE THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE MASSES.

[feel_nevermore]

So, Mister M... What kind of services are you offering exactly?

[jimwillfixit]

M_DIDN'T YOU READ THE CODE? I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO EASY TO DECIPHER.

M_YOU SHOULD AT LEAST KNOW THAT IF YOU WANT TO CATCH ME.

[homo_exanimus]

Available to whom, exactly?

[jimwillfixit]

M_ANYONE. WELL, ALMOST ANYONE.

M_ANYONE WITH ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS, AT LEAST.

[homo_exanimus]

Or the lack of intelligence and possession of desperation, to consider following such instructions.

[jimwillfixit]

M_OR THOSE WHO PREFER A MORE ELEGANT METHOD.

[text]

[kill_joo_ded]

this is boring if you stay anonymous.

[On the contrary, he's mildly surprised someone else has posted to the network anonymously.]

[ text ]

[jimwillfixit]

M_ON THE CONTRARY. YOU CAN GUESS IF YOU WANT.

[ text ]

[kill_joo_ded]

nobody i know could. so that doesn't sound like such a great deal.

[ text ]

[jimwillfixit]

M_PITY FOR YOU.

[buntails]

Are the communicators still messed up?

[jimwillfixit]

M_FOOLISH GIRL.

[buntails]

You don't have to be rude, you know.

[jimwillfixit]

M_WHY.