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So I went with gwotrawk to the Polaris Mall because she got a $50 gift certificate to Sephora, a really really really expensive make up place. So we’re both figuring she’d be in and out in a few moments after she picked out some lipstick.
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you get the habit thing down you know?
like you learn to tie your shoes one way, and thats how you do it.
i apply a face every day and i do it how i do it
and that place is like, a thousand new faces
a really ridiculous Mr. Potatohead game.
what the shit? and how do i spend like... I MEAN I COULD FIT $75 IN MY BACK POCKET THERE WHUUUUUT?
thats absurd!
and the fucking 60yr old tranny, with the grocery store pantyhose, whose skirt i could see up- and "her" fucking 60yr old, tucked, smashed junk?
I DO NOT BELONG AT THE MALL
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Imagine a larger, but proportional woman, and I mean man large. Now imagine she is older, with gray hair in a shorter women’s style. Now imagine a tight pink sweater, and an adorable tiny short pleated black skirt on, VERY short... I thought she had just come out of a dance rehearsal or something, that's how short the skirt was. Real clean and put together.. But... the legs, although shaven, were sporting VERY masculine thighs, like, nose-tackle thighs. Her face, like a man put on make up. And she gets on the escalator right in front of us.. LOL. I was able to avert my eyes in time, and turned to look at gwotrawk, but gwotrawk didn't notice her until she looked forward right up her skirt. LOL, the look on her face was priceless.
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I've been in Victoria's Secret (yes, also with female friends) and they do better in that regard. Or perhaps they're just not as confusing for the shoppers.
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