If intelligent space faring aliens were to intercept their first transmission from Earth, and it was the following video, do you think they would:

A. Bomb us into oblivion.
B. Give us a very wide berth.
C. Both.

http://tinyurl.com/e787b

Jingo.

Oops. I posted an "edited" (by me) result to a personality test, and a few of you thought it was real. It wasn't. I edited the source to be brutal rather than friendly. Sorry I didn't make that clear. But glad many of you found it funny. Late night I can be that way sometimes ( Read more... )

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Spread this around if you care. Re-post it to your jounrals, please. Let this dick head know he got bad press and it is circulating. Already, it is the most viewed and most emailed story on the LA Times web site ( Read more... )

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http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/050906.html

So I'm looking for a parking spot, ANY fucking parking spot, near the intersection of Neil and Patterson. That's one thing I HATE about this one spot on north campus. If I go one block in any direction, I can find a parking spot. But this intersection is almost always 100% full. To make things more interesting, tomorrow is the 2nd Thursday of the ( Read more... )

"There once was a village with a King. They all drank daily from the well at the center of the village ( Read more... )

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SO it was Monday evening and I had yet to do my laundry I have been needing to do for 4 days. Off to Dirty Dungarees I went, in lue of the siren song of a friend (Don) beckoning me to the Shi Sha. Ah, responsibility ( Read more... )