College

[jinius]

There is currently a drunk girl on my futon puking her guts out. She was brought in by my roommate and neither of us really know her that well. I can't believe what people sometimes get themselves into. She is really lucky that neither Jose nor I are sketchy guys, but Jesus. IF YOU DRINK. BE ABLE TO TAKE YOUR ASS HOME. That's my general rule about

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[come_on_live]

Out of curiosity, what IS your "proper argument for smoking"?

[jinius]

If I ever get kidnapped by a maniac, and he decides to kill me in a ironic way, such as strapping me with a bunch of nicotine patches. I will survive because I smoke. Done and Done.

The other argument is: Because I can.