Where's Onew? or, Jinki's Secret

Jan 22, 2012 20:31

Title: Where’s Onew? or, Jinki’s Secret
Author: mimi_oly
Rating: PG-13 for mature theme
Pairing/Focus: Onew
Word count: 435
Summary: A theory to explain Onew's public disappearance in early 2012(  They spent their days discovering each other’s bodies. )

shinee, rating: pg-13, author: mimi_oly, !fanfic, onew

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wishunew January 23 2012, 06:32:16 UTC
if Jinki has a love child, I might cry.
I'm over here theorizing other things like, oh god did Tell me come true? maybe he's pregnant. maybe SM forced him to get plastic surgery. maybe he got a penis reduction.
so I think having a love child would be the better option, given the ones above.
if its true I should Just look at it that way, Hey, at least he wasnt raped.
lol this was great. matched my mind set perfectly.

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jinkibumiminho January 23 2012, 06:48:00 UTC
I also thought about a version where he actually had a fiancee stashed away all these years. Wouldn't that be sweet? My other benign "where's Jinki" theory is that if he's enrolled in college, perhaps he's graduating? I'm thinking Key and Minho finished HS in 2010, which would mean Jinki would have in 2008 before debut. Add four years, and voila. Maybe?

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sweatnitemare January 23 2012, 06:56:34 UTC
Oh gosh! If I'm that girl, I would cherish that baby. I don't mind. I won't even blame Jinki. The baby looks like him! I like this, it felt real. Hahaha. Thank you for writing.

And Jinki, we really miss you boo. Get well soon. (Perhaps, he's in Cali spending time with his woman and illigitimate child lolz)

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jinkibumiminho January 23 2012, 06:59:39 UTC
I'm glad this felt real to you. I sure hope he's doing something enjoyable right now, like, maybe graduating from college.

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fantomistress January 23 2012, 07:50:06 UTC
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jinkibumiminho January 23 2012, 07:58:44 UTC
Um...sorry?

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min7girl January 23 2012, 08:14:42 UTC
oooo, Jinki you naughty thing! No protection means a baby! Tsk Tsk!

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jinkibumiminho January 23 2012, 08:22:16 UTC
Yes, it's a case of getting pg the first time the horse left the barn, I'm afraid. But seriously, can't you imagine sweet chubby cheeked baby face Jinki stumbling his way up his beloved's blouse the first time? Those meaty hands? Gah!!!!!

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spaceinvaduhh January 24 2012, 09:15:29 UTC
I really like this ^^ and I miss onew too :(
thank you for sharing!

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jinkibumiminho January 24 2012, 10:11:06 UTC
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm relieved we got to see a few new pics of him today. It looks like he finally had some family time!

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