Title: Where’s Onew? or, Jinki’s Secret Author: mimi_oly Rating: PG-13 for mature theme Pairing/Focus: Onew Word count: 435 Summary: A theory to explain Onew's public disappearance in early 2012( They spent their days discovering each other’s bodies. )
if Jinki has a love child, I might cry. I'm over here theorizing other things like, oh god did Tell me come true? maybe he's pregnant. maybe SM forced him to get plastic surgery. maybe he got a penis reduction. so I think having a love child would be the better option, given the ones above. if its true I should Just look at it that way, Hey, at least he wasnt raped. lol this was great. matched my mind set perfectly.
I also thought about a version where he actually had a fiancee stashed away all these years. Wouldn't that be sweet? My other benign "where's Jinki" theory is that if he's enrolled in college, perhaps he's graduating? I'm thinking Key and Minho finished HS in 2010, which would mean Jinki would have in 2008 before debut. Add four years, and voila. Maybe?
Oh gosh! If I'm that girl, I would cherish that baby. I don't mind. I won't even blame Jinki. The baby looks like him! I like this, it felt real. Hahaha. Thank you for writing.
And Jinki, we really miss you boo. Get well soon. (Perhaps, he's in Cali spending time with his woman and illigitimate child lolz)
Yes, it's a case of getting pg the first time the horse left the barn, I'm afraid. But seriously, can't you imagine sweet chubby cheeked baby face Jinki stumbling his way up his beloved's blouse the first time? Those meaty hands? Gah!!!!!
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I'm over here theorizing other things like, oh god did Tell me come true? maybe he's pregnant. maybe SM forced him to get plastic surgery. maybe he got a penis reduction.
so I think having a love child would be the better option, given the ones above.
if its true I should Just look at it that way, Hey, at least he wasnt raped.
lol this was great. matched my mind set perfectly.
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And Jinki, we really miss you boo. Get well soon. (Perhaps, he's in Cali spending time with his woman and illigitimate child lolz)
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thank you for sharing!
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