This is to help make me feel better, which I feel I need.
History's 5 greatest game show hosts: By Matthew Loveridge
1.)
Todd Newton: Host of Whammy! The All New Press Your Luck
This man is easily Earth's greatest game show host ever to live. He is hilarious and quite possibly the man.
2.)
Gene Rayburn: Host of Match Game (insert random number) and PM.
Very funny guy, because he tends to yell at the audience and celebrities, which is always funny. Mistakes on air weren't edited out back in the 70's making everything he did awesome.
3.)
Bill Rafferty: Temporary host of Card Sharks
A short lived hosting of Card Sharks, a mediocre game made slightly better by his hijinks on air, making the dull explanations of contestants more tolerable.
4.)
Richard Dawson: Host of Family Feud
Other Family Feuds done by others did poorly in comparison to this show, despite Richard's douchebaggery and arrogance behind the air. Otherwise, good man.
5.)
Chuck Woolery: Host of many, recently Lingo
This guy is always hitting on his "co-host" Stacey, who is really just a pair of boobs who can type random keys on a computer and the guy backstage makes the numbers fall down. He's still pretty much the man because he's hosted so many gameshows.
Warning: Pictures
1.)
Todd Newton: Host of Whammy! The All New Press Your Luck
This man is easily Earth's greatest game show host ever to live. He is hilarious and quite possibly the man.
2.)
Gene Rayburn: Host of Match Game (insert random number) and PM.
Very funny guy, because he tends to yell at the audience and celebrities, which is always funny. Mistakes on air weren't edited out back in the 70's making everything he did awesome.
3.)
Bill Rafferty: Temporary host of Card Sharks
A short lived hosting of Card Sharks, a mediocre game made slightly better by his hijinks on air, making the dull explanations of contestants more tolerable.
4.)
Richard Dawson: Host of Family Feud
Other Family Feuds done by others did poorly in comparison to this show, despite Richard's douchebaggery and arrogance behind the air. Otherwise, good man.
5.)
Chuck Woolery: Host of many, recently Lingo
This guy is always hitting on his "co-host" Stacey, who is really just a pair of boobs who can type random keys on a computer and the guy backstage makes the numbers fall down. He's still pretty much the man because he's hosted so many gameshows.
Warning: Pictures