My life is a debacle. If we were really to take stock, it would be much simpler to make a list of things I haven't fucked up. Maybe some day I won't be a useless dirt ball, but not today.

So I was gonna write something but Caitlin is rubbing my back and I forgot. that is aaaaaammmmmm.

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who has two thumbs and fails at life? this guy.

This is the most honest and insightful I have ever seen a politician be. These are the words of a man who truly understands America.

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Tonight I went to go see NoFx in Cincinnati. It was awesome. The band was great and they did their usual shtick where they have witty banter and fuck with people in the crowd between songs. The Caseys (Gaines and Davis) both got in the pit. During the opening acts they were sort of like "oh noes" but I think after seeing me in there for a while ( Read more... )

Don't worry, it's clean.  LOLpresidents.

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I fucking hate Valentines day. Suck on it's emo-ness!

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So over the last couple of months I've taken great joy in watching the news. Why you ask? Because the complete and total meltdown of the neo-conservative movement is so obvious and palpable that Daredevil could see it. it's like watching a clown car hit a manure truck. And if that wasn't fun enough, today I was browsing the "news & politics" ( Read more... )