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[jinx_remover]

This is, word for word, an email that my uncle sent to my mom:

there's only one thing to say in response-FUCK YOU-just remembere i beat you in the SATS and you know what, no never mind, you ain't worth it-ever hear of KARMA? and you wonder why your life is what it is and your health, and your future and your destinity-prayer won't help you anymore

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[soccerrogue]

you're my family, sis

blood doesn't always live up to the hype

[jinx_remover]

heh, you're tellin me
I think the only reason I talk to them is for crazy junk like this

ps: how is paris, man?
your "creative" post wasn't very detaily
and I need details to travel vicariously through you

[fedexecutor]

Someone needs a nap :)

[jinx_remover]

yeah, along with some tranquilizers

[jinx_remover]

ps. cute kitty

[lothgar]

is your uncle a supervillian ?

[jinx_remover]

he could be
he used to be a body builder
and he has a goatee and one of those thin-line-tracing-the-jaw-type beards
and he is crazy, so that helps too

[lothgar]

all he needs is a tiny cat on his lap.

aroo??

[golackey]

So, here I am trying to relax after a long day of battling the hurricane force winds to go to work... dealing with quite a boring day of sorts... and all kinds of other shit... to then read this. WHO is this guy?? Is he a maniac or what?

I'm not totally in disbelief because I have some crazy-ass relatives as well... related or not... somehow they're family. Anyway, fuck him, I say. Let him rot in the hell he's already creating. If it weren't for this freakin' storm I'd say... Let me adopt you and come here.

You don't need dat steeeenkeeeeen family :: said with thick latin accent ::

Anyhow, I love ya babes. VERY MUCH. Though we don't know each other very well, I still consider you very near and dear to my heart. And sometimes... :: uh oh here comes a confession :: I think it'd be great to just snuggle and watch a silly movie with you because you're so cool. I dunno.. something with bunny slippers, blankies, and hot cocoa comes to mind.

Re: aroo??

[jinx_remover]

awww, we'd have sooooooooooooooo much fun together if we ever got to hang out

and don't get to bend up about my uncle
he has been going through a real tough time
so it just add a little extra wackjob to his day

besides, it isn't like my mom doesn't do things to provoke him

it is still funny though

[mrgrey]

I think the most disturbing thing about it is his ignorance of periods-it's really weird-I've never seen anyone type like that-AND THE EVIL

[golackey]

Hahaha.. You know I was thinking the same thing. I love you for posting that observation.

[jinx_remover]

I think it has to do with the 30 something years of hard drug use that he has done
personally, I'm surprised that he is still able to function on a basic level