Grosses Guy Ever

[jirris_midvale]

So, as a lot of you know, I unload the truck at work almost every week. It's a horrible route for the drivers, so they don't end up sticking around long. Maybe a year or so. We just had our last driver quit so now we're going to get a bunch of guys who will do it for a week or so and then quit

Comments

[personaomega]

"This fucker was packing extra strength ass." This is the greatest quote ever.

[jirris_midvale]

it's through the laughter of others I salve my pain :

[personaomega]

Man. You should have seen the guy Roxy saw, this one time, while at Staples. So... I don't remember /all/ the details.. but he was a lot like your guy... except you know how he smelled like superass? Well... This guy had one of those tubes connected to the tail end of his digestive track that led to a bag. And the bag had burst under his shirt. There were a couple other things, too, but I think that alone should be enough to horrify you.

[yetanotherbob]

How the hell do people like this even exist? I mean, how the hell do you even get a job when you don't know what a belt and soap is?

And how come you haven't already seen him at FC?

[jirris_midvale]

I've met furries who are kinda ew. But really, they had nothing on this guy. When I say 'grossest guy ever' I really mean it.

[lyttlebyrd]

Wow. That's impressively bad. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

[jirris_midvale]

Job hazards. You know.

[rede4bed]

He smelled worse than a fanboy? Now that's rotten XP