Heh, I was in a crappy mood... but this made my night.
http://community.livejournal.com/themissinghat/286.html The convo is under the cut.
[19:56] DiverseSalmon: Hi.
[19:56] VACRMH: Hi there.
[19:56] VACRMH: Quite the username you have.
[19:57] DiverseSalmon: guess so
[19:57] VACRMH: Do I know you from somewhere?
[19:57] DiverseSalmon: thats a good question
[19:58] VACRMH: Indeed. Well I assume you messaged me for a reason?
[19:58] DiverseSalmon: when did i message you?
[19:58] VACRMH: Just now.
[19:58] DiverseSalmon: what did i say?
[19:58] VACRMH: [19:56] DiverseSalmon: Hi.
[19:59] DiverseSalmon: looks like thats what you said
[20:00] DiverseSalmon: i seem to remember a 'TroubledSalmon' sending a similar message a few weeks ago
[20:00] DiverseSalmon: interestingly similar name you've got there
[20:00] VACRMH: What about WhimsicalSalmon?
[20:00] DiverseSalmon: lol what
[20:00] DiverseSalmon: no not that one yet
[20:01] VACRMH: I see.
[20:01] VACRMH: Care for a drink?
[20:01] DiverseSalmon: like what
[20:01] VACRMH: I have some rum. Sit and enjoy.
[20:01] DiverseSalmon: sit where
[20:01] VACRMH: On my lap of course.
[20:02] DiverseSalmon: sigh
[20:02] VACRMH: Good band! You like black metal?
[20:02] DiverseSalmon: so is this really an aim bot or are you just being retarded
[20:03] VACRMH: I assume it's a little from both sides. I just felt like having fun with it.
[20:03] DiverseSalmon: so you're only a little bit a bot
[20:03] VACRMH: Sooo.... Your ass, my lap, naow.
[20:03] DiverseSalmon: or very much a bot
[20:04] VACRMH: We're going to drink until you look pretty.
[20:04] DiverseSalmon: ?
[20:04] VACRMH: DRINK!
[20:04] DiverseSalmon: !
[20:04] VACRMH: NO TALK
[20:04] DiverseSalmon: *
[20:04] DiverseSalmon: /
[20:05] VACRMH: I love you...
[20:05] VACRMH: I know we only just started talking... but I really feel the connection.
[20:05] DiverseSalmon: so what is love
[20:05] VACRMH: Baby, don't hurt me.
[20:05] DiverseSalmon: love is not real
[20:06] DiverseSalmon: you're only fooling yourself
[20:06] VACRMH: It's ok, I know you've been hurt before.
[20:06] VACRMH: But I'm here now.
[20:06] DiverseSalmon: and what do you know
[20:06] VACRMH: So drink your fucking drink and get naked.
[20:06] DiverseSalmon: you're just a matrix of charged capacitors
[20:07] DiverseSalmon: in some box somewhere
[20:07] VACRMH: You can't prove that.
[20:07] DiverseSalmon: nope
[20:07] VACRMH: Haha, it's so easy to beat a fish.
[20:07] DiverseSalmon: at what
[20:08] VACRMH: Hmm, what can't you beat a fish at?
[20:08] DiverseSalmon: breathing underwater
[20:08] VACRMH: Touche.
[20:08] DiverseSalmon: especially salmon
[20:08] DiverseSalmon: they're pretty good at that
[20:08] VACRMH: So I've heard.
[20:08] DiverseSalmon: some of them are really diverse too
[20:08] VACRMH: Oh yeah? I never knew!
[20:08] VACRMH: So, who are you?
[20:09] DiverseSalmon: so what do you know
[20:09] VACRMH: Who made you?
[20:09] VACRMH: What do you want with me and my baby?
[20:09] DiverseSalmon: who made you?
[20:09] VACRMH: Well, when a man loves a woman...
[20:09] DiverseSalmon: then what happens
[20:10] VACRMH: He can't keep his mind on nothing else.
[20:10] DiverseSalmon: and then what happens
[20:10] VACRMH: Infact, he'd trade the world for the good thing that he's found.
[20:11] DiverseSalmon: a/s/l?
[20:12] VACRMH: All depends on how I'm feeling.
[20:12] DiverseSalmon: oh come on, that was a very popular question back in the day
[20:12] VACRMH: So do you use Live Journal? What's your name on there?
[20:12] DiverseSalmon: ah it all makes sense now
[20:12] VACRMH: Doesn't it?
[20:12] DiverseSalmon: dangit
[20:12] VACRMH: So you're my friend now, out with the LJ name.
[20:12] DiverseSalmon: should have known better
[20:13] VACRMH:
http://community.livejournal.com/themissinghat/286.html[20:13] VACRMH: Crazy stuff no?
[20:14] VACRMH: Damn fish have tricked me!
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