Lucial The bitches love me coz they know that I can rock says:

wanna sleep on a balcony or at my palace?

JessKa says:

haha

JessKa says:

no ta

JessKa says:

aww

JessKa says:

i wanna!

Lucial The bitches love me coz they know that I can rock says:

fine!!

JessKa says:

but i really cant hahaha

Lucial The bitches love me coz they know that I can rock says:

yes yoyu can

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Bits of this sound rude, but Im too ladylike to say that...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jesska!

1. Donald Duck's middle name is Jesska.
2. Originally, Jesska could not fly.
3. Ostriches stick their heads in Jesska not to hide but to look for water.
4. Jesska can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
5. The deepest part of Jesska is over 35,000 feet ( Read more... )

Well.. Last weekend I.. did something. OH YEAH! I went SC with people, and it was fun =) Went out on the Sunday with my mum and bumped into Sarah which was quite nice =)

Monday went college, then saw Kat afterwards. Watched Pirates of the Carribean 2 and took loads of photos and gossips and ate PIE! =D!

Thursday my brother came home which was nice ( Read more... )

.monoculture [Perversions! Shamelessness! Cavorting.. with that.. devil!] says:

"i love pretending to be someone im not in internet chatrooms, its all harmless i just like the fact i can make up my whole life"

i always do that.. usually i pretend to be gay and lead the really desperate middle aged people on.. its such fun, HAH

JessKa says:

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Went to SC was fun =) Had lots of hugs with people. Was nice meeting people I dont normally talk to ( Read more... )

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Today I accidently fell on someone's lap while screaming (on the bus) and blew a raspberry at a crow.

JessKa says:

BOOBIES
JessKa says:

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--[Mantra]-- says:

hahaha, should be our new saying
JessKa says:

i used to shout it in public all ( Read more... )

I liked this, so I thought I'd repost it. You've probably seen something like it before.

HETEROSEXUALITY QUESTIONNAIRE

(Attributed to Martin Rochlin, PhD, January 1977)

1. What do you think has caused you to be heterosexual?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of ( Read more... )

Riighht. So Friday I went to the Black Sheep with Dan and Sarah and  Colin and Adam and a few of their friends. I forgot my ID so I couldnt go in the pub =( Went into another pub with Hannah from college and had a bit of a drink, went to Black Sheep and it was funn. Spent over £20 on alcohol... got so pissed. Dan was drunk and I kept pretend ( Read more... )