Title: Free Association
Pairing: Kris/Suho
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 350+
Summary: Junmyeon Jung is an excited kouhai and he really enjoys working with Kris Freud.
junmyeon jung barges in kris freud' room, excitement spelled across his face, though his eyes express a tinge of anxiety.
"senpai, i am having a hard on!" he exclaims "that was when i saw your half-naked photo in the washroom which you, i think, accidentally left this morning for some reason i might not know. what does your study say about this?" junmyeon curiously continues.
kris, who is busying himself with paperworks when junmyeon arrives, quickly pauses with his nightly business and turns his chair around, eyes scrutinizing the bulge that has formed on his junior's pants.
he sighs. "according to my study, libido is developed by changing its object association," he begins as he himself start to place his hands on his own crotch. "we are all polymorphously perverted, do you remember?"
junmyeon sighs, not entirely sure if it's because he feels suddenly hot or because he is having a hard time recalling his senpai's bedtime lectures. "yes i think i remember. we have our own objects of desire, reasons to be pleasured, to be aroused."
kris smiles, lips gradually pulling to a smirk. "exactly. fixations," he mumbles. he stands up from his chair and walks toward junmyeon, slowly. junmyeon thinks he sees his senpai stride sexily towards him and it pins his foot to the floor immovable.
"oral, anal, phallic, genital," kris enumerates. junmyeon's eyes widen in amusement, because of the new knowledge he gains. again, for the nth time, he realizes staying as a junior for the exemplary behavioral scientist kris freud is the best decision he has made in his life so far.
kris places a hand under junmyeon's chin, thumb raising it so that their eyes meet. "now answer me. what fixation are we in right now?"
junmyeon gulps, not because he feels sexually threatened but because he does not know what he should answer. though he likes kris' company, especially in bed, he hates being academically challenged by somebody who is obviously more knowledgeable than him.
"genitally fixated," junmyeon says, tone rising in uncertainty.
kris shakes his head. "we may be at that stage of development but i don't think that is a correct answer,"
junmyeon fidgets. "anal? maybe?"
kris laughs, pulling his junior closer that both of them feel something warm in between their legs.
"very good," kris nods. "i feel the same."
Notes:
1. LOL whatever this is
bulletthestars, this is not entirely my fault, okay? >__<
2. Junmyeon Jung is Carl Jung and Kris Freud is Sigmund Freud.
3. Stuff mentioned here are Wiki-ed. I am no behavioral scientist (but I took Psych classes before XD)
4. Comments are highly appreciated~