Comments | jive_ass_turkey: I QUIT!

jive_ass_turkey

I QUIT!

Jan 22, 2006 14:12

WHAT THE HELL?!?! Are there any SANE women in their mid-20s left? I feel like I'm fucking Goldilocks when it comes to relationships... this one's too hot, that one's too cold... where the fuck is my "just right" relationship?? And alternating between hot and cold is THE WORST.

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clearlyseethru January 22 2006, 22:50:39 UTC

is this about L? there are plenty of sane women in their mid 20's, they were just smart enough to get off the beach!!

jive_ass_turkey January 22 2006, 23:24:20 UTC

Sho' 'nuf is! And why can't they live at the beach?!?

anonymous January 23 2006, 03:24:06 UTC

oh good grief.
whats your definition of sane?

but im in the same boat but with the opposite sex. cheers to the crazy ones!

ohjessicajean January 23 2006, 03:24:39 UTC

shit that was me.
not logging in.

jive_ass_turkey January 23 2006, 04:17:18 UTC

Damn... I thought I had a stalker...

Sane... you know... like, incredibly hot, unconditionally devoted to me... only wanting to make me smoothies, clean my house, and do my laundry (in her incredibly skimpy underwear)... always up for a full-on mind-blowing romp... what else would I mean?

"It is the cruelest joke that men and women are meant to be together." -The Very Wise Maritoka Palmer

anonymous January 24 2006, 00:37:59 UTC

WoW.... Thanks Chris...