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DIE TALL PEOPLE!!! DIE!!!!
Danced w/ the circus midgets today. Then we went on a mass murdering spree kiLLing aLL thoze who were taLLer than us. Then they came back as zombies, and tryed to eat our brainz so, we aLL ran aLL the way to WaL-Mart as they chased us w/ machine gunz, and we bought motorcycLe heLments. Hey they can't eat what they can't get to right??? The zombies ( Read more... ) -
Truth About Hollidays II
Once a year Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living
That's why we sing Christmas carols to try to lull him back to sleep -
The True Meaning of Thanksgiving
Ahh....Thanksgiving....Today's[Novemeber 25] that lovely time of year where we celebrate the brutal masacre of a peacful tribe of people. W/ the the trigger happy hypocritical uptight inbread cowboy pilgrims were almost compleately able to wipe out an entire race by exchanging syphlis, and slaver for corn, & turkey. Celibrate it like it should be ( Read more... ) -
Facts About the Holidays You Might Not Of Knew (Perhaps cuz they're untrue)
Jesus, the savior of the world died on the cross & was torred for out sins. Yes, this is true but, alas his ghost is in a state of unrest once a year. Once a year Jesus rises from the grave to return as a zombie, and feast on the flesh of the living. That's why we sing Christmas carols to try to lull him back to sleep. If you don't celibrate ( Read more... ) -
Purple Cactuses...Melt in your mouth, not in your hand...
One upon a time there was a purple cactus that had a face, and lived out in the desert. It was a sad & lonely cactus, and it was increadibly bored b/c it was stuck in the ground, and pretty much paralized as most plants R. 1 day, it was thinking of how bored it was till this increadibly dumb orange porcupine came, mistaked it for another porcupine ( Read more... ) -
Violent Tooth Fairies...
Soon it was time for the tooth fairy to come & knock out his teeth so he could get free fairy lint from Larry Flint. As he lay there drooling on his pillow, Mike Tyson Ultra w/ wingz flew in the window, wearing his tiny pretty pink tootoo giggling like the fairy he was, began to punch the little boy sencless. The little boy screamed in horror as he ( Read more... ) -
BURNING PPLZ HOUSES DOWN IS FUN!!! *giggle*
There was this drug dealer guy
who chased after me w/ a knife in his hand
b/c I stole his drugz, and flushed them in the toilet.
I ran from him as he chased me down an ally.
Then I eventually lost him. To bad though,
he was pretty hot 4 a drug dealer/killer.
When I finally lost him I then decide
to light somebodyz building on fire so,I did.
I ( Read more... ) -
Nair
Today I put that nasty smelling frosting on my legs that smells like burning hair. 1 of them's called Nair. It smells really bad, and it looks like someone jacked ff all over my legs but I digress... You know what would be alot easier... Chemotherapthy.... Just give my legs a little radiation treatment, and BAMN!!!! No more hair (& I bet it'd smell ( Read more... )
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