My cat's my best friend

[jiveslippers]

I have not seen the light of day and still not the light, unfortunately. I have not consumed anything but cold coffee and warm coke. I alternate caffeine with bottles of water, and I rest my laptop on the sink to edit essays with one hand while taking a piss (I am such a good copy editor). My kidneys aren't working any longer - they're too busy

Comments

[hopelessopinion]

i never noticed this before, but i really cannot picture you having a father.

[swaly]

his father is an anonymous sperm. do you think marsha hill has time for sex? the 'father' of this livejournal entry is just a metaphorical entity that stands for something else entirely. (he probably meant 'boyfriend' anyway.)

[hopelessopinion]

yo, mort and carrie are getting hitched!!!! I AM SO EXCITEEEED

[swaly]

Ha Ha re: your comment and Joe's, when read together. you spaz. are you still sick? (GOOD.)