the insomnia has started again, woohoo, it's cause i cant seem to turn my head off, i got to sleep at night and all i can do is think, i dont think during the day so why at night ( Read more... )

the cure to any bad/angery mood, but the best of bad manners on for a few hours and i'll bet you cant stop danceing or smileing

Don and a few chum's went on a big trip to glasgow, the day started with a few pints of ale in the anglo irish/asian pub and from there went on to the train station ( Read more... )

Jiz had a bad day at work, jiz had bad thoughts of about someone!............sooooooooo if any one can guess what these thoughts were you will win a bag of fizzy lace's ( Read more... )

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A ( Read more... )

fuck it , was gonna go into it all but cant really remember that much about it, i blame the parents, but had a good one anyway.

i was gonna do a drunken rant, but i'm to drunk to type proprly, so fuck it , i have a plan for the first to get me really fucked up really qwick , so if you want in on the action , let me know, i'll let you know. Blah blah blah blah, you know the score!

i have just eaten a bag of pistachio nut's!...........i now feel sick, but it tasted sooooooooooo good ( Read more... )

i wrote a song today, it's called "my dog has no legs but can still run faster than you" it rokk's

Last night was a blast , i got so amazingly drunk , before i even got to the town i was totally pissed, me mams alky mate and her man forced wine and beer into me, i cant even remember getting into the pub, but i must have gotten there ,cause thats where i was alnight.More booze was consumed, which was nice, think everyone was havein a good time i ( Read more... )