(Untitled)

[jizzmatic2000]

I know there is a bunch of horrible marketing out there, but...

Comments

[rake_blackguard]

Fuck. This is anti-advertizing. I'd buy this if not for the fuckin' stupid tagline.

[jizzmatic2000]

Hahaha right!

I mean, the razor's pretty silly looking, but I'm always looking to blow money on silly-looking things. I am not, however, capable of buying something that is this poorly marketed. Unless, of course, it's anything sci-fi.

[rake_blackguard]

I can see the design cleverness. Put your trigger finger through the hole, control its orientation with both your wrist and your thumb, and flip it around RoboCop-stylee to get stubble on the backstroke. Pretty fucking cool. In fact, the coolest thing that I will never, ever buy.

Those other razors are so Clarence Boddicker.

[jizzmatic2000]

See? You just sold this thing to me. In fact, if you called it "The Robocop of Shaving," I'd have three of these already. MURPHY!

[phantom_photon]

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

The market? Listen, we make the market. All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."

TWO RAZORS?!!

[jizzmatic2000]

I loved that article! Also, let's not forget SNL's 1975 Triple Trac commercial. That was back when two razors was fucking retarded.

[jizzmatic2000]

Nice! I've been thinking about doing that, and blood is pretty easy to clean up off tile. I'm just worried about the blade maintenance.

[rake_blackguard]

I use the wax cylander of shaving: a Marine Raider stiletto, sharpened on a Mekong river rock!

[jizzmatic2000]

[g_train]

if it aint a bumpfighter----it aint shiiieett.....