Crash your car, smell my farts.

[jizzy_j]

So uh. I crashed my car into a telephone pole. Pretty much, I was being totally sweet and blew my car up. Luckily no one was hurt. But that just goes to show you, I'm a fucking asshole/idiot/ham and sausage egg combo meal. Dear everyone: never drive a car again....they ruin you.

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[yikes_raccoons]

thats why my uncle invented horse chariotts

Kesler

[alex_dorvindale]

don't worry sunshine.