ok here we go . today was simply the best.but for about the first 6 hours it was regla i went to mmy couzinz house for easter dinner,and it wasnt quite reddy yet.so i went in the backyard to play some basketball.i was all dressed upand shit.i was lookin phatashell/shit.and the basketballcourt was paved cement in the middle of the backyard.and then the next-door-neyboor came outside with his skateboard.it was a all-bam board.element,destructo,speed metal,..whatta fag.he says "U MIND IF I SKATE". of course not . so he busted out a sicass popshuvit (fuckingnarly)and i said,"YOU TRYIN TO PLAY ME IN SKATE?" he looks me in the eyes and says,"WHAT, NIGGERS DONT SKATE" i was bout ready to punch the kid in his face( mop mop)but that kid was like 10 years old.i liked to call him dorkface.i just looked at him i was mad and surprised.calmy i said "THIS ONE DOES,SO LETS GO" dorkface sed "ALRIGHT ,YOU ASKED FOR IT".
he went first--fall then me ----360 shuvit----he fell again S me ----fakie varialflip----fell again K me------nollie cab-----board flew out A 180 boneless--- to fat to jump T and now it was my final trick i looked him in the eyes and said "WATCH THIS DORKFACE" i placed his board on the ground and took about twenty steps back.i then ran as fast as i could.i then came closer to the board an i jumped as high as i could. i spread my legs and looked down to make sure i was gonna land on the right spot on the board................................................................... "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU JUST BROKE MY BRAND NEW BOARD!!!!" i looked at him and said,"WATCH YOUR MOUTH DORKFACE" dorkface sed"SHUT THE FUCKUP" and i sed "YOU KNOW DORKFACE ,,I COULD OF JUST FUCKED YOU UP". I then walked away with a grin on my face.i ate easter dinner.it was dee-fuckin-liciuos.before i opened the door to the house, i looked a thim one more time,and he was just staring at his board,crying.he looked over at me.i just smiled at him and went in the house.i never heard a word about it from anyone.i love easter