Is this whail on Josh's junk day?! I never got that memo. Please be kind to my junk. Thank you.

My boyfriend is liveblogging the Oscars. Check it out:

Teutonicboytoy vs. The Oscars!

Wow, working 5 13 hour shifts out of the last 6 days was certainly interesting. Thank god I have the next 4 days off. I plan on never getting dressed and sleeping right through them.

I'm super excited. I just started my promotion yesterday and my job's website updated my staff profile. I'm now found under "veterinary nursing staff," and I sound kinda smart. Bare in mind I did not write it (the wrong "to" drives me fuckin' crazy, and will hopefully be fixed ( Read more... )

God bless my job. We are constantly hiring people, never ending cavalcade of resumes. Some of them are boring, very few of them are even remotely good, and most of them are just sad. You'd think that if you were looking for a position at a place that involves a lot of medicine and the ability to think on your feet and not make mistakes in a ( Read more... )

Joshy's Quote of the Day:

"Bitch got Meet Joe Blacked!"

-teutonicboytoy after seeing a woman get hit by a car in a movie

Joshy's Quote of the Day:

"I'm afraid I'm not up to date on this state's current chimp laws."

-me, said with a straight face at work answering a guy's question on where he could buy a chimp and if it was illegal to own one.

Joshy's Quote of the Day:

"When I'm rich, I'm going to become a hermit and live off a diet of cheetos and male escorts."

-jeffsampson

You know, I fucking hate my father. He's a selfish prick, and the things he says are hurtful, and uncalled for. The audacity of him to just tell us kids to just "get over it" in terms of how he was during our parents' divorce, is not something that endears me to him. I was civil with him, and give him a chance to say his side of the debacle that ( Read more... )

I think I've reached my limit of little girls asking if their pets are gonna die, being awash in dogs' blood, and hit by car emergencies for the day. I'm offically closed until tomorrow. Please leave me a voicemail and I'll get back to you :P