hahahaha funniest thing i've seen all day
I bolded my favorite parts.
RANDOM FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRISWhile playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face ( Read more... )
RANDOM FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRISWhile playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face ( Read more... )
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"Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never."
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"Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard."
i laugh so hard every time i read that.
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