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Mmmmm...Raw onion breath!

So it's been a while since my last update but I finally got my computer back last night from Andy. Thanks for fixing it and making it feel all better ( Read more... )

Good god I hate this place! My flight was horrible...my mother tried to pacify herself by analyzing all of the al Quaeda strategies for attacking the US and all the while giving me a fucking anxiety attack after which she told me I'm not allowed to use the same tranquilizer she was using to calm her anxiety...some asshole took up my leg room of my ( Read more... )

...I didn't think I'd be on here at 11:15 PM on Christmas Eve Eve updating this damn thing but I just had the best time of my life as I visited Christian. Christian is the cute guy I met at Cathode last Wednesday and hung out with at the Longhorn Christmas Party thing...really great guy. Well tonight I went over by him just to visit as I'll be ( Read more... )

Alright so it's been a while since my last post but things have been hectic for me as well as something being fucked up with my computer. I'm on my brother's computer updating as my own for whatever reason refuses to open up Windows Explorer. I can do any and everything else except open up Explorer properly which in turn leads to a non- ( Read more... )

Perhaps the only good thing to come out of the Bush administration!

He he...sorry for that one PrezRobert...*muah*

1...never shake your head when your drunk
2...always try to remember how the hell did you make it home

Tonight Jonathan has failed both of these as he sat at Ale House drinking with a cute new employee that looks like Justin Timberlake...oh god am I drunk!

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Alright let me just set up this story quickly...but earlier this year my mom and I went to Tommy Bahama out on Las Olas Boulevard to buy a shirt for her then boyfriend. The sales rep was this decent looking guy that made you want to like him until you realized that he is in his early forties and still working in retail so wouldn't be worth much. ( Read more... )