I'm a misanthrope too. I dislike most other beings most of the time. And I do enjoy watching all the horrible things of the world, though making those things happen is even more fun.
Weapons and meat. I like you already. Have you ever tried elf steak? I could get you some if you want. And do not worry. I will not touch your weapons. I find that my power is weapon enough, and when that doesn't work a little flirting usually does the trick.
Elf Steak? I don't think so. Lately the only think I've tried are these protein packs... Ugh. Whatever you do, stay away from the green ones. They taste like garbage.
You power? What kind of power are we talking about here?
Hello Tracy. I enjoy dancing sometimes too. Dancing is very good for getting what I want. Is the President of America the ruler of this world? Because that is a very worthy goal. And I could probably give you some suggestions on how to achieve it.
Hmmm. I've never thought of dancing as a goal. But many people seem to enjoy watching me dance. As for becoming the President, what has always worked well for me is making people really want to have you in charge while also making sure they are too afraid to oppose you. You have your charm and then you have your stick.
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Maybe I like you.
Daria
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-Kenzi
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Terse is my friend, yes.
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-Mairon
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Really don't want to know, actually.
Daria
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((Sorry, never seen Daria, didn't realize it was a show))
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You power? What kind of power are we talking about here?
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But I like your attitude.
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Pleased to meet you all.
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