it is my birthday. im 26. i feel i should stand in the mirror and question whats new and improved ( Read more... )

did you hear about the exploding toads in germany?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7654561/?GT1=6428

im gonna have the best wedding dj ever.

my mom eats carpet samples and has honeydew in the back of her car. she breathes heavy to de-stress and likes to talk to women in the shipping departments.

once again, i feel like a sickly piece of poo. thankfully im at smiles today and not shit 1. my duties for the day? type up a pretty order list on the computer and make some colorful signs for new products coming in. i can handle that.

sick as a dawg.
cant call into work(s).
bad timing.
:(

tonight i am going to see the national anthem sung at a wrestling match in a bowling alley out in waukesha.

what do u think about that?

how ironic is it that i just watched the pope's funeral while listening to acdc's "dirty deeds"?

its friday, and once again, im working at smiles. its been a very unproductive day for this company. not a single customer or phone call regarding hair. ive been alone by myself for approximately 4 hours and im cold. the radio is getting to me cause nothing good is playing. i am in the middle of nowhere so i cant get any good reception/stations. i ( Read more... )

poor peter jennings.