How do normal people spend their vacations, anyways?
Tomorrow I leave this blissful place for the miserable swamps of southern CT, so to ease the transition I'm going to spend one more night torturing myself with this dreck. Join me in bringing my vacation to a whimpering end.
( Maybe today we'll develop a plot! )
( Maybe today we'll develop a plot! )
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STR: 12
DEX: 14
CON: 10
CHA: 5 (Class bonus +4)
WIS: 9 (Class penalty -5)
INT: 25 (Class bonus +8)
Starting gear: 10x potions of Eagle's Splendor, 1 journal (expend 30 minutes per day to record events of day in tortuous form), 5x trail rations, 1 canteen with water, 5x potions of Cure Light Wounds, 1 crushing sense of self-importance, 1 lottery ticket (scratched out by the rogue to reveal a win of 5 GP and then hastily returned to her belongings), 500 GP
A Mary Sue has the ability of charming everyone in the room into liking her and wanting to be in her company for 1 minute/class level. At level 5, she may use this ability twice per day.
I'm putting this down now before I accidentally make her likeable.
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WHOA
IS THAT
IS THAT A HINT OF PLOT
DID THIS STORY NOT START OFF WITH BLUE WAXING POETIC ABOUT THE WAY A SUFFOCATED CORPSE LOOKS
AND THE wind's CORPSE'S NAME WAS
HANNAH
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