Flash (Savior of the Universe)

Nov 16, 2010 19:11

Hello, this is my first time posting on this page, so I decided to try cross-posting some stories that I wrote before (yes, they are posted elsewhere, and they probably are mine). XD

Please let me know if I am doing ANYTHING wrong. XD

Title: Where's Wally?
Rating: G/K
Synopsis: The Flash is late to a meeting. This is... Not good.
Words: 599

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It was just another ordinary day for the "Big Seven" of the Justice League.

That is to say, they fought off a minor alien invasion, foiled a plot to kill them, stopped the bad guy, and saved the world.

Ya know, the usual.

And as it was a usual day, they had to have a usual debriefing meeting.

Unusually, Wally West aka "The Flash" was late. He was never late- in fact, it was a point of pride for him that he was able to be on time to all the meetings- no matter when he remembered that they were going on.

But today, he was late.

And that was troublesome.

Superman stared at the empty seat, and blinked. He had tried to talk, but the lack of a Scarlet Speedster caused him to forget what he was going to say.

Meanwhile Wally West aka "The Flash" was in a different predicament. You see, when he had been a part of the whole "saving the world" thing, he had saved a small child approximately eight years old.

She had a book with her.

He didn't know what she saw that day. Some have speculated that it was the was he seemed to vanish without a trace and than suddenly appear in front of you. Others have chalked it up to the fact that she had a very overactive imagination (though actually, it was normal for an eight year old). The third theory is that she saw the white stripes across his torso from when the Bad Guy had attacked him, and his suit had torn.

However it went, at the end of the battle Wally West aka "The Flash" was approached by self-same little girl who offered him her book with a great importance. She spoke four words as she handed him the book, and than she was retrieved by her mother. The four words?

"I found you Waldo".

Wally West (aka "The Flash") took the book. Then, taking a good look at his battered costume he decided to go home to change. It wouldn't take that long. Except...

Except he wanted to take a look at the book the child had given him with so much importance. He started to flip through it on the way to his apartment building and by the time he actually got home, he was hooked.

And his mother had given him a red and white striped sweater for Christmas.

It still fit.

Quickly changing his outfit, the Flash grabbed the sweater, and a pair of jeans and started to do what he did best- run. He hurried to the local mall (as if he could do anything but), and bought a hat, and a pair of prank glasses. He wished he could afford one of the nicer walking staff's, but as it was...

He ran back home, and changed, before calling for a teleportation to The Tower.

There were some people who had read the "Where's Waldo" book series at the tower, and The Flash took great pleasure in running around, and flickering in and out of existence (really just stopping and starting) to see who would get the joke.

He ran into the meeting a whole 2.5 minutes late, though (in the end) it was worth it to see the expressions on his follow Leaguer's faces and to hear Superman exclaim:

"It's WALDO!"

~Fin~

Title: 
Rating: G/K
Synopsis: The Flash is late to a meeting. Again. This is he has a valid excuse, so why is GL looking at him funny?
Words: 553

Flash was becoming increasingly late to a meeting again. But, since the last time he was late it was to pull some sort of prank or something (WALDO!), there was less “worry worry” about his tardiness and more “grumble grumble”.

Batman even gave Flash's empty chair the patented Bat-Glare #12, Flash Edition.

The clock on the wall ticked as one minute went by, then two, and then three.

“Does anyone know if something has happened in Keystone city?” asked Shayera, feeling concerned. If Flash was just pulling a prank... She would use her mace.

“There was a guy who showed up and tried to cause trouble, but that's usually the kind of thing that Flash get's done fast.” Admitted Superman, frowning.

That was when the red streak ran through the room, and landed in Flash's chair.

“Hey- sorry I'm late, had a bit of trouble with some villain calling himself “The Man”. It took me longer than I thought to beat him, but it's all good now. What did I miss?”

There was the Flash's costume, and the speech pattern sounded right, but...

“Holy Hell Flash- you're a girl!” The Green Lantern said, staring at his friend. Everyone else's face reflected the same shock that he had just verbalized, for the person in the Flash suit, in the Flash's chair was, in fact, female.

The tightness of the spandex in the red suit did very little to hide that fact.

“Oh, yeah, I'll go talk to Zatanna or Dr. Fate later and get it fixed. What did I miss?”

“You've just been turned into a girl, and then you just waltz right in as if nothing has happened-!” GL started, but he cut off at Batman glaring at him.

“How do we know that you're really The Flash, and not just an imposter?” Bats asked “her”.

The girl sighed, then carefully slid the cowl off of her face. “Just have J'onn J'onnz do a mental scan thingy, okay?” And she sat there trying to do something with her hair that was now long, and annoying the crap out of him-her- Flash.

“It is him alright.”

“How did this happen?” Shayera asked, trying not to burst out laughing.

“The villain had this thing about women being 'weak' and 'inferior'.” (If Flash noticed Wonder Woman and Shayera tensing, he didn't notice.) “He figured that if he used some sort of magic thingy-mabobber on me, he could turn me into a girl and instantly I would be completely useless.”

“You taught him otherwise, right?” Wonder Woman's voice sounded dangerously calm.

“I work with you and Shayera. Of course I did. Now, can we get this meeting over with already? This long hair is a pain, and I really don't want to be stuck as a girl long enough that I need to learn how to use the woman's restroom.”

GL still looked slightly ill. “You- you're a girl.”

“Yep.”

“Flash, you are a girl.”

“Really, I hadn't noticed. Can we please just get this over with?” Flash said, putting his head in his hands.

“What's wrong?” Asked Shayera “I think you're very pretty.”

And Flash's head hit the table with a thump.
~Fin~

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Last thing, if this is alright... (I hope that it is, please tell me if it's not)-
I was wondering if the fanfic below the LJ cut is one that is here, or if anyone knows what I'm talking about... (Please don't let it be that I've gone mad and made this up!) T_T

Hello, I read these story somewhere (or, I thought that I had) it was Flash centric (yay!), and the title was something like "Beginning/End", but with fancier language. There's a beginning section, and an end section, but no "middle" section (surprise surprise XP)

In the beginning, Flash and the rest are going on a mission, and the Flash has packed snacks for everyone. I know that one of the snacks was juiceboxes, and I'm pretty sure that they were grape.

The end spoiler was Flash doing somethign heriocally suicidal, and everyone calling him to get him to not be suicidal. Instead, he opens a juicebox and starts drinking it as the Javelin he's on goes down. After that it's an Author's Note saying "...and then Batman went in with a boom tube and saved him" or something like that. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Edit: This is a story called  Prologue/Epilogue. Thank you you lovely people! ♥

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The other story was  also Flash centric, sort of. Flash was missing, and so Batman and Superman were trying to get volunteers to go look for him. That was it, except it was also about the way the Flash managed to touch everyone in the JL, and what he meant to the different people.

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