At no point. NO FUCKING POINT IN HISTORY. At no point EVER did this whore do my makeup. She SAID she would. She CAME TO MY APT to do it. What did she do when she got here? She preened. She got her short ass self dressed in hand me down designer clothing and mentioned repeatedly how fabulous her boobs looked in the dress. I mentioned she was running out of time to do my makeup. She respsonded by running her hands up and down her boobs in the hand me down designer dress. I asked if she had any intention of doing my makeup. She said that her boobs were BORN for the dress.
HAHAHA! I could totally see that. And I could totally see you sitting there with this half-amused/half-perplexed look on your face, like, "what is this whore doing? is she doing the drugs again?" ROFLMAO!
BTW, we gotta go to that yummy restaurant again soon. SO good!! I had wet dreams about that place.
It wasn't so much a dare as it was, well, curiosity on my part to see if it would actually happen.
I even put mine under a cut because YOU, my dear, complain about reading the same questionaires and quizzes from people on your Friends Page! See, I tricked you into actually reading it.
[x]three things you want to do really badly right now[x] 1. set the building on fire.
LMAO *Mumbles* "I could....set the building on fire." Very Office Space answer. I like it. ;)
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lying bitch.
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BTW, we gotta go to that yummy restaurant again soon. SO good!! I had wet dreams about that place.
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Jme? Not so much with the doing of my makeup.
Lies, lies, lies.
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I even put mine under a cut because YOU, my dear, complain about reading the same questionaires and quizzes from people on your Friends Page! See, I tricked you into actually reading it.
[x]three things you want to do really badly right now[x]
1. set the building on fire.
LMAO *Mumbles* "I could....set the building on fire." Very Office Space answer. I like it. ;)
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