OOOOO Santa

[jllnlgh]

Have you ever seen a man, butt-ass naked, stick his dick in an operating blender while Santa Claus is standing right next to him in tighty whities holding a dog that is licking the man's ear. I have. I was the flying squirrel.

Comments

[captain_ryan]

If I said yes, would you find that to be a little strange?

[jllnlgh]

Um...Yeah...

[jutlander]

What is it that you and John have with bizare sex stories and animals?

[jllnlgh]

It's a really long story...

[captain_ryan]

Heh heh... you said, "long."

[jutlander]

You said it too...