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I am the next American Idol, I am married to Keira Knightley. I just paid off my mansion in Beverly Hills where I live next to Harrison Ford, I am dating Anna Kournikova. I once base jumped off the dorm building at my alma mater, Harvard. It was during this jump that I first derived the equation that led to the faculty of time-travel
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and american idol? hahahahahaahahahaahahaha
*me assuming the place of simon*: 'well josh, you have a decent voice, but you are too short, fat, and asian to be an american idol. oh and your personality sucks. and you dress horribly. besides since you seem to be somewhat intelligent that means you don't want this. basically you are an icompetent incompoomp. you suck. i don't know, paula what do you think?'
*just to be clear the above views do not represents helen's actual pov's, rather it is smth that simon cowell is likely to say*
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whose kiera knightley?
also, when pple get thar rich and famous, its a good time to bum some $$ off of them - can i "borrow" (as in have) a measly $3quadra-billion all in $2 bills?
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i thought you were...*mumbles incoherently* alkjfakl47593aalkjaf;ljk
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i looked her up - if u said girl in pirates of the carribean i woulda known who u were talking about - and yes she is incredibly hot - even more so w/brown hair, i didnt say she wasnt hot - i just didnt know her name cuz who the hell cares what a hot celeb's name is? nobody! guys just watch for the boobs and hot bod - i couldnt care less what her name is if im just lookin out for .. other things... that are much more appealing than knowing her name. i mean, ur never gunna meet her - just gunna see her.
yes, i am straight, very straight
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You Mormon polygamist man-whore!
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