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jlulive

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Mar 29, 2005 23:28

QUESTION GAME

A) First, recommend to me:
1. a movie:
2. a book:
3. a musical artist, song, or album:

(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want.

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jlulive March 31 2005, 05:05:52 UTC

1.) You can tell they're fake by the scar of an incision on the inside of the boobs. Plus, if the nipple is incredibly small, or looks stretched/amorphous, it's probably fake because the silicon is pushing up against the skin, a sign of a bad boob job. (most boob jobs are terrible)
2.) The egg. Birds did not come from dinosaurs, they came from God. Duh.
3.) If you say, "fuck you Holy Spirit", you're going to hell. It's in the Bible. Sins and swearing against God or Jesus is forgivable. Don't ask me why, that's just what the Bible says.

yelenavb March 31 2005, 05:29:38 UTC

an easier way to tell fake boobs? if they are a c cup or above and are extremely perky.

yelenavb March 31 2005, 00:34:02 UTC

1. Pink Panther. the originals. ha-lirious
2. Candide- Voltaire. makes you think, yet funny as hell. also short
3. unbreak my heart - toni braxton. it's just that good

1. if you had to be one teacher which one would you be (seibert is not an option)?
2. if you could get rid of one allergy which one would it be?
3. how much does school suck?

jlulive March 31 2005, 05:09:47 UTC

1.) I would be Mr. McQueen or Mr. Williams, hands down, for their math skillz.
2.) The allergy to chocolate. (The allergy to homosexuals?)
3.) This much.

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ikenator March 31 2005, 05:59:24 UTC

I wholeheartedly agree with the answer to #1, but I never had McQueen, other than as a sub, so I have to guess at how powerful his math skillz actually are...

senor_alejandro March 31 2005, 06:24:43 UTC

Movie: Harold y Kumar van al Castillo Blanco
A Book: How about the DaVinci Code? I just finished it.
Musical Artist: random obscure band...breaking pangaea

1) The parking lot of Jacob Wismer?
2) How would you seduce a lady on the first date?
3) Favourite model/pornstar/celebrity?

jlulive March 31 2005, 06:27:31 UTC

1.) The church parking lot? The park by Forest Height? Parking lot of Borders? Pittock? Rose Garden? Germantown? What about them?
2.) You be yourself, and buy her lots of aphrodisiacs, that means oysters for dinner and chocolate for desert. Also, advance advance advance. Don't seem like a prude, and it'll happen.
3.) Angela Lindvall - model. Tawnee Stone - pornstar. Keira Knightley - celebrity.