Drabble Generator
Found a drabble generator here: http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/ . Ah, I loved the way it turned out, although some of it doesn't make sense...
Cuddly Tripping
Isabeau tripped along cattily. She was on her way to meet her lover, Jean, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a falcon hopping along, carrying a meadow in its mouth.
Isabeau was almost from now until the day one dies when she came across an obvious cake, lying alone on an obnoxious plate. "That must be a treat from my magical bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked hairy, so she ate it.
It gave her the most fair tingling sensation in her thigh. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Jean.
When Jean came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Isabeau cried angrily.
"Your ear! And your nose!" Jean said. "They're surprising! Can't you feel it?"
Isabeau felt her ear and her nose. They were indeed quite surprising. "Oh, no!" Isabeau said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that obvious cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Jean said. "I got you a skull. It must have been that hungry man who lives nearby. He acts a little silently, ever since he rode a cat."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Isabeau sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Jean said lustfully, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your ear is really wolfish like that."
"Really?" Isabeau dried his tears. Isabeau kissed Jean and it was an entirely tarnished sensation, like running away from a storm that means to drown you..
They spent the night having entirely tarnished sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
And a special TezFuji Valentines drabble:
To Cuddly Lick
Fuji and Tezuka were celebrating a fair Valentine's Day together. Fuji had cooked a hungry dinner and they ate on the court by candlelight.
"My darling," Tezuka said, stroking Fuji's thigh, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Fuji. "It is but a surprising token of my obvious love."
Fuji opened the box. Inside was a tarnished star! He gazed at it silently. Then he gazed at Tezuka silently. "It's upsetting," Fuji said. "Come here and let me lick you."
Just then, an ugly crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like waking up one morning after a good sleep only to find your fridge empty.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a ravished voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Tezuka read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other angrily as the crone cackled some more. Fuji's nose began to tremble. Then Tezuka shrugged, pulled out a camera, and hit the crone on her ear. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Fuji said and kissed Tezuka verbally. "This is an obnoxious Valentine's Day!"
They lustfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they licked each other all night long.
Cuddly Tripping
Isabeau tripped along cattily. She was on her way to meet her lover, Jean, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a falcon hopping along, carrying a meadow in its mouth.
Isabeau was almost from now until the day one dies when she came across an obvious cake, lying alone on an obnoxious plate. "That must be a treat from my magical bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked hairy, so she ate it.
It gave her the most fair tingling sensation in her thigh. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Jean.
When Jean came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Isabeau cried angrily.
"Your ear! And your nose!" Jean said. "They're surprising! Can't you feel it?"
Isabeau felt her ear and her nose. They were indeed quite surprising. "Oh, no!" Isabeau said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that obvious cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Jean said. "I got you a skull. It must have been that hungry man who lives nearby. He acts a little silently, ever since he rode a cat."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Isabeau sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Jean said lustfully, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your ear is really wolfish like that."
"Really?" Isabeau dried his tears. Isabeau kissed Jean and it was an entirely tarnished sensation, like running away from a storm that means to drown you..
They spent the night having entirely tarnished sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
And a special TezFuji Valentines drabble:
To Cuddly Lick
Fuji and Tezuka were celebrating a fair Valentine's Day together. Fuji had cooked a hungry dinner and they ate on the court by candlelight.
"My darling," Tezuka said, stroking Fuji's thigh, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Fuji. "It is but a surprising token of my obvious love."
Fuji opened the box. Inside was a tarnished star! He gazed at it silently. Then he gazed at Tezuka silently. "It's upsetting," Fuji said. "Come here and let me lick you."
Just then, an ugly crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like waking up one morning after a good sleep only to find your fridge empty.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a ravished voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Tezuka read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other angrily as the crone cackled some more. Fuji's nose began to tremble. Then Tezuka shrugged, pulled out a camera, and hit the crone on her ear. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Fuji said and kissed Tezuka verbally. "This is an obnoxious Valentine's Day!"
They lustfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they licked each other all night long.