Funny Spam Subject Lines
This is a post-dated entry that I will be updating as I see fit. It is simply a collecting place for strange subject headings on spam emails. Feel free to contribute in the comments...
Many Years Ago
elegant hysterectomy
From the very genteel surgeon, no doubt.
December 4th, 2006
indignation pistachio
December 6th, 2006
Why so small meat man?
Because I'm veggie again, that's why.
Now the sender names are getting goofy too...
December 9, 2006
From "Wicket I. Lopsidedness", Subject: Want to on the top all night?
Well, if he's lopsided, he'd probably want to on the side all night, eh?
December 10, 2006
solitary confinement footloose
Aren't those cells a bit small?
tango and urea
I...um. Not touching this one.
December 12, 2006
From "Livingston Grace" Subject: View American Robin, Audubon Songbird Whose Bird?
Thanks for the stock tip!
December 14, 2006
gone is the convenience of driving home with my new items, massively increased is my dislike of UPS.
I hear ya, sister. Sing it!
I heard Laurie Ziffrin and Michael Pascoe in Member Services comparing the virtues of the rubber paddles versus those of a fine natural or synthetic polymer blend.
Exactly what type of "member services" are you offering here?
Urinate in soda break
Oh, a wide variety of member services, apparently.
December 18, 2006
chapel master thief
December 28, 2006
No more bubbling beakers of fluid
But then you won't be able to urinate in soda break...
December 30, 2006
From: Flesh examples, Subject: strawberry tomato not Aggregate
Actually, a strawberry is an aggregate fruit, which results from a single flower with multiple pistils. Strawberry-tomato is a flavor of juice in China. Idiot.
From: Beyonce birthdays
(oh God no...), Subject: teamed with
Nothing, I hope.
Wedding Plans press room
Yeah, I guess it would be newsworthy if I had wedding plans.
January 3, 2007
From: Ho, Subject: Unpopular
I think the definition of a ho is someone who is a bit too
popular.
January 4, 2007
From: Prostheses, Subject: projection rubdown
Is this another member service? Great deal, especially when you consider all the stock tips they provide.
January 5, 2007
Two messages from different "people" with the subject "Re: your armadill"
That goddamned armadillo. What the hell is he into now?
From: asset, Subject: Protocol Feminine
I think the GLBTQ movement has sufficiently proven that gender is a social construct. And you call yourself an asset...
January 6, 2007
The federal government now has a green purchasing policy concerning its office buildings.
Yeah, RIGHT. Unless, of course, the policy is to spend as much green as possible.
Many Years Ago
elegant hysterectomy
From the very genteel surgeon, no doubt.
December 4th, 2006
indignation pistachio
December 6th, 2006
Why so small meat man?
Because I'm veggie again, that's why.
Now the sender names are getting goofy too...
December 9, 2006
From "Wicket I. Lopsidedness", Subject: Want to on the top all night?
Well, if he's lopsided, he'd probably want to on the side all night, eh?
December 10, 2006
solitary confinement footloose
Aren't those cells a bit small?
tango and urea
I...um. Not touching this one.
December 12, 2006
From "Livingston Grace" Subject: View American Robin, Audubon Songbird Whose Bird?
Thanks for the stock tip!
December 14, 2006
gone is the convenience of driving home with my new items, massively increased is my dislike of UPS.
I hear ya, sister. Sing it!
I heard Laurie Ziffrin and Michael Pascoe in Member Services comparing the virtues of the rubber paddles versus those of a fine natural or synthetic polymer blend.
Exactly what type of "member services" are you offering here?
Urinate in soda break
Oh, a wide variety of member services, apparently.
December 18, 2006
chapel master thief
December 28, 2006
No more bubbling beakers of fluid
But then you won't be able to urinate in soda break...
December 30, 2006
From: Flesh examples, Subject: strawberry tomato not Aggregate
Actually, a strawberry is an aggregate fruit, which results from a single flower with multiple pistils. Strawberry-tomato is a flavor of juice in China. Idiot.
From: Beyonce birthdays
(oh God no...), Subject: teamed with
Nothing, I hope.
Wedding Plans press room
Yeah, I guess it would be newsworthy if I had wedding plans.
January 3, 2007
From: Ho, Subject: Unpopular
I think the definition of a ho is someone who is a bit too
popular.
January 4, 2007
From: Prostheses, Subject: projection rubdown
Is this another member service? Great deal, especially when you consider all the stock tips they provide.
January 5, 2007
Two messages from different "people" with the subject "Re: your armadill"
That goddamned armadillo. What the hell is he into now?
From: asset, Subject: Protocol Feminine
I think the GLBTQ movement has sufficiently proven that gender is a social construct. And you call yourself an asset...
January 6, 2007
The federal government now has a green purchasing policy concerning its office buildings.
Yeah, RIGHT. Unless, of course, the policy is to spend as much green as possible.