Stinks

[jlygrnmigt]

I have gotten stuck walking behind two different people wearing patchouli today. I do
not understand how people think that is an attractive smell.

Comments

[jesterstear]

How could you stand being around Jordan then? He bathed in that shit to cover up the fact that he rarely showered! :-)

[jlygrnmigt]

I was young and foolish then.

I actually owned a bottle of it myself for a while, but I swear to god I rarely wore it.

I told you I got him fired about 2 years ago, didn't I?

[jesterstear]

No, I don't think you told me about that one...

[jlygrnmigt]

I got a text from an unknown number one day, and after a few back and forths found out it was him...which I had suspected for some reason. It was no big deal until I found out how he got my number.

Shithead worked for TMobile at the time and looked me up. Creeeeeeepy.

[almiqui]

I do not understand how people think that is an attractive smell.

Well, according to Wikipedia, "American soldiers [in Vietnam] used patchouli to mask the smell of the graves of enemy soldiers killed in combat." Sexy...

[jlygrnmigt]

Naturally, that means all patchouli wearers are necrophiliacs..