She knows who she is...

And what Obsolete Skill am I?


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Luke and Lorelai must not break up. I FORBID IT! It makes me way too sad....

I think my boyfriend may have broken my roommate's laptop....

So Friday after school I got in my car to go home and I turned on the radio - switching as I normally do from my morning station to my afternoon. I used to always listen to just our local rock station zeta - and then they switched the morning show to two gigantic assholes - thus my daily afternoon to morning switch. anyhow, so i turn the channel to ( Read more... )

So, I'm doing a letter writing assignment with my second graders. They're writing letters to my best friend who is stationed in Iraq. These two rough drafts were too cute to keep to myself. (errors intact)

( Letter #1 )

....procrastination haikus...

horrid math class work
hours later still unfinished
damn you gilmore girls

of course it would help
if i actually typed words
for the assignment

brain will not function
riveted to bad singing
i sit comatose

now it's after 10
screw it i'm going to bed
i've got tomorrow

This morning at flag salute (a.k.a. morning announcements which we have outside as a school) the principal brought up one of our kindergarteners. She proceeded to tell us that the little girl (who had recently had a birthday) had decided that she didn't want to receive any presents ( Read more... )

You would think that in a California King bed I could find some place to sleep. But between my linebacker boyfriend and his hundred plus pound Great Dane - I ended up squished against the wall with no covers. I mean really - you try getting a dog that size to move - and believe me I tried. *sigh* And as if that wasn't bad enough - the alarm didn't ( Read more... )

So our school security guard is probably about 20ish, female, and only a few inches taller than me - say 5'6" give or take. Anyhow, she is standing in front of the gate skipping rope - using a purple children's jump rope. I for one feel super safe ( Read more... )

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