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As I wake up to shower and begin my weekly activities at the unexplainable and ungodly hour of 6 in the morning, I find it necessary to admit something.

About 2 and a half hours ago, at roughly 3:30 AM, I nearly called and ordred a 25 piece knife set from Ronco, which is run by Ron Popeil, the worst human being ever.


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"I gotta get a drink. Sobriety's killing me."
-Nicholas Cage, Bringing Out The Dead

"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip."
-Johnny Depp, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

"No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea. ."
-Cillian Murphy, 28 Days Later

"You, you're ok. This one, real fuckin' ugly."
-Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live

"I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, Red Heat

Best Movie Lines Ever : #4

"Well maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I would fucking understand it!"
-Michael Douglas, Falling Down

"You are a viscious bastard Rotelli, and uhh...I'm glad you're dead!"
-Jack Nicholson, Batman